CPR

Riddle me this. What does CPR stand for? Cardiopulmonary resurrection, of course! I’m glad my duties as an educator of the future leaders of America allow me to right such grave errors. Cardiopulmonary RESUSCITATON. Sigh…much better. Let’s hope he didn’t plan on becoming an EMT.

*This light-bulb moment brought to you by the students of Mrs. Besich.