My birthday is coming up in under a month. Usually when I’m asked what I want for my birthday, panic sets in, my eyes gloss over and I turn comatose. It’s a lot of pressure creating a birthday wish list. Do I ask for the practical gift or the selfish gift? Need or want? Alas, what follows is my uninhibited birthday wish list; complete and utter selfishness sprinkled with a dash of materialism.
Let us start with a few clothing items…
Next we move on to some shoesies...
Accessories...
(Although, I have no idea how I would wear this)
It's a headband, people.
A girl can never have enough aprons.
Or watches?Housewares...
This is the sit-with-your-eyes-not-your-bum chair that goes in the living room-you-look-at-but-don't-use.
I can probably make something like this.
The garage accessory...
And finally to balance out all my selfish commercialism...
World peace.
