Saying Goodbye to a Frenemy

FOR SALE:

One candy-apple-red scooter. Low miles and great for the pocketbook (100 miles per tank!). Purrs like a cheetah and runs like a kitten.

This crotch rocket packs 50cc's of premium gas power. The aerodynamic design allows for state-of-the-art cruising speed topping off near 30mph. (35mph if you are going downhill!)

A handful of Triple-A and Double-A batteries is all you need to keep this chick magnet starting for years!

WHY ARE WE SELLING THIS FINE PIECE OF CHINESE MACHINERY?

Exhibit A (sick pictures of blood. You have been warned.)

This is from the first scooter crash. Bike vs. Dog = Lauren looses.

Exhibit B (sick pictures of blood. You have been warned.)

This was the scene of crash #2 (We are now calling it the "final crash.")

Bike vs. Rain = Lauren looses.

Her elbow was sooooo close to being scab free.

But it was quickly reopened spewing out a thick mixture of puss and blood. (Of course I had to snap a picture.)

So buyer beware! This island cruiser is not for the faint of heart (or Lauren.)

(Side note: Don't judge her shirt...it was one she was given for doing service with the youth at church.)